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I Have To Let You Go
Posted:Nov 8, 2013 12:08 am
Last Updated:Nov 16, 2013 10:36 pm
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I have to let you go.

Because I have to go somewhere.

That is why I do not go online anymore. I rarely check my email. I would rather be out there. In the real world. To hunt for my prey. (EVIL LAUGH)

You know you can't fuck with the computer. You can't fuck with the internet. There is a time when you have to pursue other things in life.

I can't stay long here. I need to go.

I still want to find My Real Fuck Buddy. But he might not exist here...Maybe he's in another area. I need to find him. I did break-up with my FBs. I am breaking-up with you. Sorry. You have to find someone else.

Thank you for being a loyal follower of my sex blog, My Real Fuck Buddy.

I have thought about leaving this site many times. I do not intend to make anyone upset with what I post or write here.

Thank you for being a friend.

I shall shut this down by December.

Who knows, you just might meet me in person...(Hint: places that I mentioned here in my sex blogs)

--Nikki (The Dark One)

P.S.
I had to let go of My Three Minions. (EVIL LAUGH)
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My Pussy As Your Windshield Wiper
Posted:Nov 3, 2013 1:47 am
Last Updated:Nov 8, 2013 12:17 am
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My pussy as your windshield wiper.

You parked your nice Tesla in your driveway. The sun is out and you are washing your car.

You saw me walked by and I gave you an Evil, flirtatious smile. I am wearing tank top and a short skirt. You noticed right away my great legs.

You said 'hi' and I approached you.

You were showing off your Tesla because you Want me so badly. I took the hint.

I am not wearing any panties. You opened your car door on the driver seat and got in. You wanted me to sit on top of you but I had a better idea.

I lifted myself up on the front hood facing the driver seat. My shoes were off. I applied baby oil on my pussy and on your front windshield. Then I began to open my legs, spread my pussy all over your windshield. My pussy began wiping in upward and downward motion as you were sitting in the driver's seat of your Tesla...Uh uh uh uh...

You saw my plump, tight, wet pussy cascading up and down like a windshield wiper. I am moaning so huskily. I am fucking your Tesla very wildly! You saw me getting very, very wet because you notice the glass being dirty with my pussy cream all over it...Uh uh uh uh uh uh...

I am cumming so hard. You can see (and feel on the windshield) that my pussy is beginning to tighten--my vaginal muscles is contracting. I am about to reach climax...Uh uh uh uh uh uh... I can't take it anymore! I need you to lick me AND fuck me! I am moaning so heavily. You saw me gushed over and over on your windshield. You cannot take it anymore so you got out of your Tesla and grabbed me.

You began to lick me hungrily and your hard tongue felt So Good inside my wet, tight pussy...Uh uh uh uh uh uh...your tongue fucked me Very Hard...Very Deep...Very Fast...Uh uh uh uh uh uh...You drank my pussy juice. You suck the life out of my pussy!

Then you began to unzip your pants. You wanna fuck me against and on top of your Tesla. Your hard, big cock is throbbing with so much achness as you thrust in and out of my very tight, wet pussy...Uh uh uh uh uh uh...
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Just Because (EVIL LAUGH)
Posted:Nov 3, 2013 1:13 am
Last Updated:Nov 3, 2013 1:14 am
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Just because (EVIL LAUGH).

Just because I did not sign on for a few weeks.

Just because I did not reply back immediately. (And I never did.)

Just because I did not choose you.

Honestly, hotmilguy81, I Really Don't Like You.

Sending me messages like these will earn you a block.
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Just Be Real AND Normal Straight Guy
Posted:Oct 13, 2013 10:44 pm
Last Updated:Nov 3, 2013 1:26 am
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Just be Real AND Normal straight guy.

That's all I ask. (Plus, the other qualities I wrote on my profile and on my blogs!)

--Nikki

P.S.
You can find me at...(EVIL LAUGH)
Can't tell you but, keep your eyes open.
Who knows, we might meet someday. I am Very Picky AND Difficult.
--The Evil Bitch
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You Crave For My Oreo Pussy
Posted:Oct 10, 2013 12:25 am
Last Updated:Oct 11, 2013 7:45 pm
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You crave for my Oreo Pussy.

I am sitting alone at the park, munching some Oreo cookies. It is a pretty hot afternoon. I am wearing a tank top, denim shorts, and some fancy Vans shoes.

You are watching me, observing me. You caught my flirtatious smile. You watch me bite into an Oreo but it broke into small pieces. I grabbed some more and it did the same thing. Every Oreo cookie crumble fell in and all over my tank top, and on my denim shorts. My fingers and bare legs have some Oreo bits & pieces. I am eating clumsily. But I did bring my fresh, cold milk.

I was about to gather all my stuff when you suddenly approached me. You asked me if I needed help. (Evil Laugh) And I just gave you my signature smile.

You noticed that it's me. Nikki. Because I have my blankie with me. You also smelled my perfume. You know what I look like--based on my photos here. You remember it because I did mention it on my sex blogs and you saw a photo of it on my album.

I offered you an Oreo but you want to take those Oreo bits & pieces on me. I was about to dust them away but you grabbed my hand and began to grab those Oreos on my chest and legs.

Your hands and your mouth was so quick! You went after my areolas. Some Oreo bits & pieces are on it. And then you got greedy--you went south...Uh uh uh uh...

You unzip my denim shorts and found a few cookie crumbles. You said it's kinda messy and you offered to clean it up for me. How sweet.

You lick your pointer finger and dip those Oreo bits & pieces down my bikini line...Uh uh uh uh...And then your pointer finger dip to my pussy lips, and started to stroke it gently...Uh uh uh uh uh uh...I am getting So Pussy Dripping Wet...Uh uh uh uh uh uh...And you start to lick your fingers so those Oreos can stick...Uh uh uh uh...

And you got greedier, your hungry mouth went for my pussy! You ate every Oreo crumbles that you can find on my legs and my pussy...I can feel your hard tongue and heavy, fast breathing all over my legs & pussy...Uh uh uh uh uh uh...

I felt your tongue kiss and lick and suck my plump, pink. wet pussy...Uh uh uh uh uh uh...I am cumming so hard...Your tongue probed deeper and faster and harder into my wet tunnel...Uh uh uh uh uh uh...Your tongue can feel my vaginal muscles contract and tighten...Uh uh uh uh uh uh...Please don't stop fucking me...Uh uh uh uh uh uh...

You devoured my Oreo Pussy and even drank all my milk.

You were so hungry that you crave for more of my Oreo Pussy...Uh uh uh uh...
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My Ocean & Beach Lover
Posted:May 3, 2013 12:15 am
Last Updated:Oct 9, 2013 11:18 pm
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My ocean & beach lover.

I met him on my Twitter. (Evil Laugh)

I created my profile there because I want to follow my passion and interest. I didn't know that he was a surfer. A Professional Surfer.

He told me that when he fucks me, it feels like he's having the best wave & barrel of his life! And he wants to get drowned deep into my wet, tight tunnel...Uh uh uh uh uh uh...I felt his passion!!!

The water rider is on top of me.

I felt him rip-curl into my tight pussy...Uh uh uh uh...I felt his sharp manhood plunged into me...deeper, harder, faster...Uh uh uh uh uh uh...I thought I'm going to drown.

We both felt one with the ocean. He chased and licked my pussy wave using his tongue...Uh uh uh uh...

My vaginal muscles began to tighten and contract. I am cumming so hard. Another big wave is going to hit me as he fiucked me Very Severely...Uh uh uh uh uh uh...His hard cock is piercing through me...I was dripping pussy wet...Uh uh uh uh...

Please don't stop...Fuck me...Uh uh uh uh uh uh...

It was never ending.
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Fuck Buddy Agreement
Posted:Apr 24, 2013 12:38 am
Last Updated:Oct 17, 2013 12:12 am
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Fuck Buddy Agreement...

@adultfriendfind If you Really want to be my fuck buddy, we both have to date, sign the document &have it notarized. http://Baeby.com
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I Went On Hibernation
Posted:Apr 18, 2013 9:59 pm
Last Updated:Apr 21, 2013 8:54 pm
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I went on hibernation.

And now, I'm back.

(EVIL LAUGH)

--Nikki, The Dark OneπŸ˜ˆβ˜•πŸŒŠπŸ„πŸŠβš“πŸŒŒ
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I Healed You With My Wet, Tight Pussy
Posted:Mar 7, 2013 10:20 pm
Last Updated:Apr 19, 2013 9:51 pm
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I healed you with my wet, tight pussy.

We were playing beach volleyball in Huntington Beach. It was a gorgeous hot Thursday afternoon. There were not a lot of people because it was a week day, and most locals are still at work.

We chose a spot that is less frequented by people & watched or noticed by people. You and me are playing one-on-one beach volleyball.

I am wearing a white tank top and a neon pink boy shorts. You were only wearing your swim shorts.

My bare legs and arms are gleaming in the afternoon sun. We are both sweaty and beaming hot bodies!

It was a great game until I accidentally hit you with the volleyball.
Ouch. It hit your head and you fell on the ground.

I immediately came to your side and tried to wake you up but you were unconscious. You wouldn't wake up; you are Really not responding! What should I do? Then a Very Naughty idea came to my mind.

Since no one is watching us, I sat on top of your bare tummy. Wow! Just look at those six-packs...Your body is so fit and ripped! And I fucking want you So Bad!

I grabbed my blankie and covered you as I still sat on top of you.

I quickly removed my boy shorts and starts applying baby oil on your bare tummy. Then I began to move my hips, back and forth, back and forth...Uh uh uh uh... It feels So Good...

You suddenly became responsive to me as I see you move your eyelids...

You felt my wetness and my tightness as I grabbed your 2 fingers, and inserted them inside of me...Uh uh uh uh...

Then you removed them and replaced it with your manhood! I am cumming so hard, and your penis don't want to miss it. So you fuck me Very Severely...Uh uh uh uh...Deeper...Harder....Faster...Uh uh uh uh uh uh...

My vaginal muscles began to contract and tighten. I am dripping Pussy Wet right now...Uh uh uh uh uh uh...I am about to climax...Please, don't stop fucking me...Uh uh uh uh uh uh...

My pussy healed you and now, you are fully awake.
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You Found Me!
Posted:Feb 27, 2013 10:36 pm
Last Updated:Feb 27, 2013 10:38 pm
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You found me!

I was strolling along the beach shores, wearing my Vans hoodie and my skinny tight fleece pants. It was freezing cold. My long hair was getting blown by the mighty wind.

You passed me by. Then you looked back at me. You sensed something familiar about me. Then you realized it was my scent and my physical attributes. It reminded you of Nikki, The Dark One.

Then you start to follow me and watch me & my mannerisms. And then it hit you.

That's Nikki!!! You notice the Peet's coffee that I was holding on.

And then you noticed my blankie!

It is Really me.

You chased me and called out my name.

You mentioned my name three times. And then I looked at you and gave you my signature smile, with my hair being blown by the wind.

You grabbed me and touched me! Your hands and lips are all over me!

Then I asked and taunted you, "How can you tell?"

You compared the photos on Xmatch to my body parts when you start to take a peek at my pussy...You memorized every detail about my body and my face.

Then you Really have to ask me, "What is your handle on Xmatch? What's the title of your sex blog?..."

And I triumphantly smiled and gave you the answers.

Only The Real Nikki would know all of these.

You found me!!!

And we fucked happily ever after.

The End.

(Evil Laugh)
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I Am Having The Best Vacation Ever
Posted:Feb 24, 2013 11:15 pm
Last Updated:Feb 27, 2013 9:42 pm
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I am having The Best vacation ever.

I am not in The SF Bay Area right now. I am in a place where there's lots of awesome beaches along Hwy 1... (EVIL LAUGH)

The Evil Bitch, Nikki, is on vacation right now. No fuck buddies with me. I am all alone. OMG, I'm feeling So Horny right now, AND I need to get licked & fucked Passionately Non-Stop...Uh uh uh uh uh uh...

I have a wet, plump, very tight pussy.

I want My Real Fuck Buddy!!! (Or my So-Called Boyfriend)

Hanging out at the beaches because I want to see those attractive, cute, hunk men--especially those Awesome Surfers!!!

My pussy says: Thank you, Cum Again and thanks for finding Nemo... (Evil Flirtatious Laugh)

--Nikki β€πŸ’‹πŸ˜ˆπŸŒŠπŸŠπŸ„β˜•πŸ’¦πŸŒ πŸŒ…
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Nikki At The Beach
Posted:Feb 9, 2013 7:58 am
Last Updated:Feb 18, 2013 7:13 am
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Nikki At The Beach.

Coffee + beach + Nikki + sex = Your Awesome Cool morning!!!β˜€πŸŒŠπŸŠπŸ„πŸŒ…πŸ˜Š

Sun, sand, stars, snow, sex...5 words to describe my life.

Other than that, I skate--whether skateboard, rollerskates, rollerblades, ice skate, etc.

I Do love going to the beach, AND hanging out there all day!!!

I have deep respect for surfers and skaters and extreme snowboarders. I love them!!! (The type of people who's not afraid to take risks AND take a leap of faith, AND who's So Damn Crazy To Do This Shit.)πŸ‘πŸ˜Ž

And that's why I live in California...I love the beach life...

I want to feel the downpour of torrential rain on me...cascading down & caressing my body...

I want to stare at snowflakes...

AND I am passionate about coffee, stargazing AND sex.

--Nikki

Yah, you can follow me @EBNikki (Evil Laugh)
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Just Because You Got Rejected Or Turned Down
Posted:Feb 6, 2013 8:56 pm
Last Updated:Feb 6, 2013 8:58 pm
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Just because you got rejected or turned down...

It does not mean that it's The End Of The World. (EVIL LAUGH)

Some guy harassed me and bullied me and called me a "fraud". Seriously?!

Just because a woman (like me!) rejected you or turned you down!

I call it "sour graping"...the fable of The Fox & The Grapes.

A Real gentleman will not do or say such things to a woman that he cannot have/possess.

A Real and Normal guy got Class & Manners. Otherwise, he shall be blocked & banned forever from the face of the earth.

How could I be a "fraud" when I've had FBs/BFs here on Xmatch...I DID meet these guys in person & hanged-out with them & vice-versa!

FYI, my FBs/BFs can attest to that! (They know who they are.)

--Nikki
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